i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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