you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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