Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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