She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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