so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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