How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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