It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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