Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she looked like the before picture.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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