What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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