do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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