Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.