If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.