But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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