Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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