Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize