"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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