Plan B is the new Plan A
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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