Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I think i sorta joined a cult last night
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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