Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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