I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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