Quick, to the slutcave!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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