Do you still have your period?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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