The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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