so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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