she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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