the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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