I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
