we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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