Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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