I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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