Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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