Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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