I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
