awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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