Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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