Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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