I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Farmville is her only friend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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