they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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