There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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