I think scott just propositioned me for sex
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
