I seem to have left my pride at pride
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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