just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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