I'm really into asian looking animals
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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