i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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