Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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