I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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