The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Floor bacon is actually really good
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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