just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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