Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
God I need to hump something, right now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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