I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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