I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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