My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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