i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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