Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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