in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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